Episodes

Our fourth season wraps up with a real piece of crap from the goddamn Asylum.

Two Jack the Giant Killers for the price of one. Unfortunately, one is from the goddamn Asylum.

Guillermo del Toro's love letter to kaiju movies.

Kong on Broadway!

It's what it says on the tin.

The Goddamn Asylum is back with the first of several multi-headed shark movies.

It's a crack!

The title says it all.

Please excuse the barking dog at the beginning of the episode.

There's a Mega Python, a Gateroid, a Monkee, and two former mall rats.

A found footage film from Norway.

A couple of clueless assholes walk home. Also, there are monsters.

It's our 300th episode and another flaming crapburger from the goddamn Asylum.

It's time for the remake of Clash of the Titans which once again has no Titans in it. Also, we got a message from Thea Nikolic, the Flower Girl from My Fair Zombie !

It's technically a kaiju movie as well as a sequel to Reigo.

After many recent flaming crapburgers, Precious and Honey once again get to watch something good. Monsters Vs. Aliens is a real treat even if everyone has a weirdly shaped head.

Curse you The Asylum!

A South Korean movie based on Korean legends but with with few Koreans in it.

It's a new low from The Asylum and a career low for Gill Gerard. Reptisaurus, based on looking at a cover of the comic book online.

Space Jesus solves a problem he caused. Also, John Hurt dies, surprising no one.

With Rock Monster we enter the era of SyFy Channel Original Movies. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Pray for us.

Shinkaiju Reigo, a.k.a. Reigo King of the Sea Monsters, a.k.a. Deep Sea Monster Reigo, a.k.a. Reigo: The Deep Sea Monster vs. the Battleship Yamato

Guilala is back and he attacks the G8 Summit.

Another flaming crapburger from the g** d*** Asylum.